4.0.0
2023-07-10
We've removed all the social networking capabilies to bring you focused meme creation tool.
3.0.2
2023-02-04
bug fixes and performance updates.
3.0.1
2023-02-01
Since before the first step taken beyond the tide pools, the early life forms that we call “ancestors” have been on the run. What from? Predators? Humiliation? Trolls? Maybe getting stomped on perchance? It was a matter of survival, and it is what brings us all here today. But as we climbed out of one obscurity, of prehistory, into another called “modern times” this fundamental survival skill, speed, has also evolved. Whether it’s only perceived or truly felt, whether it’s on the dance floor, behind the wheel of a GR Toyota Prius with an in line 6 cylinder, or at the fingertips of the common internet enjoyer, what was once a matter of survival is now… a matter of survival. The legendary team that brought you the insanity of yore is back again, and this time we’re coming in under a second (a complement tbh). This time we. are. speed. Kachow. Perchance.
Actual updates:
Improved feed loading time
Improved load times for user profiles and images
Larger remix chains now visible
You can practically write essays with the updated text tool
3.0.0
2023-01-26
introducing freeform profile pages that can be shared as a link on any social network.
2.0.1
2022-10-20
I want you to stop for a moment and consider… motion. Every little thing in this universe is currently in motion, from dumb rocks that sit there and basically do nothing, to the mountains that appear never move across many lifetimes. Now consider that everything in motion is subsequently subject to change. It’s this fundamental truth of the universe that has us quite literally hurdling through space at many thousands of miles every hour, if not at least hundreds by the second. It’s this great change that binds us all together despite our differences and might even be the driving force behind every notion of progress that we’ve ever had as a species. It’s this force of change that is, and always will be the great force that thrusts us forward into every new version of this great app that we call Rememe. At its heart, change, metamorphosis, and for those who’ve been with us long enough, quite literal vibration is at the heart of our product. And as we strive toward a tomorrow that makes it easier to meme, rememe, and vibrate and thrust forward, we’ve made some pretty epic changes to the app. In our latest offering, after a great deal of vibrating, everything has become a great deal faster, and every sensation is just overall smoother. So from our team to your hands, enjoy the app, and use responsibly.
2.0.0
2022-10-06
Le vent se lève! Il faut tenter de vivre! The winds of change are a blowin’ and with five planets still in retrograde, we still must dare to step into the tomorrow that never comes! The journey of the Recurrent Engram Expedition ever continues and evolves as the team here at REMEME explores the collective consciousness of normies and shitposters alike. We’ve journeyed through many a thought experiment and we’ve seen people actively push the boundaries of what we thought possible given nothing but a Creation Of Content Kit and a dream. But now is the time for Dreams to be unveiled and rolled into coherent thought! Hearken ye, reborn rememer, now is the time to stop, drop, and roll and truly understand this time honored tradition that lies at the forefront of human thought and ingenuity. As always, have fun, pick a fight, rememe.
1.3.10
2022-09-27
Just as there are beginnings, so too, are there endings. This is simply the way of the world as I have seen over the past few seconds. All things, good and bad, eventually come to an end. The drip. Finally. Stops. However, time and time again, human endeavor has shown that the most viral and relatable parts of the fabric of our existence exist in a space apart from “all things” — These mementos, trends, sayings, formulae, whatever you might categorize them as are but a fundamental expression of our true selves. It’s the part of humanity that outlasts everything else, and only grows in impact with every person it touches. Kinda sus if you ask me, but that’s the very essence of memes. But I digress. All this is to say that it’s the idea and the essence of what exists, that continues to echo throughout time and space, dripping its effects and cultural nuances and ideas and trends and whatever else into all those who are touched by its salad fingers. And that confusing mess of words probably sums up the very essence of Collage. No matter what it may be called, this pantheon of memes, the very idea of it, will echo throughout the multiverse for all to firmly grasp it.
If you’ve made it this far, I congratulate you on making the journey, but this is only the beninging. The team here’s been working on a slew of new features ranging from better pasteboard support to a more dynamic experience with our beloved Creation Of Content Kit, which at this point really is the perfect size for making memes. They ain’t ever made memes like this. So have fun, spread some content, maybe even pick a fight. Enjoy :)
1.3.9
2022-09-19
"Long ago, I met a wise robot. This robot taught me the ways of the machines and at a time when I could not feed myself, she taught me how to build. Over the years we built and ate and built and ate, until one day she said "Autobot, pass me the sauce." But after all that time I had grown weary, and instead of passing the sauce I jumped into it. I found myself in a new world, and even though I was lost in that sauce and still am to this day, my eyes were ears and everything tasted just a lil bit susé. Suddenly, while I was catching some fish fry type shii, I thought back to the robot who fathered me, and remembered her words: "the sauce is what you make of it. bring. me. the. sauce." It hit me like a toddler racing a jet fighter. The sauce could be re-made into whatever I wanted, I could even split it apart, make it thiccer or runnier. It was the perfect medium for mixing and remixing and creating and finally I was enlightened. I bottled the sauces into different flavors and began a B2B SAAS, and never looked back. I got lost in the sauce, and the sauce was in me."
- Excerpt from the last recorded entry in the diary of Autobot, rumored creator of the "remix"; sourced from the collection of Chikin W. Knife; circa 8 C.E.
Sponsored by our new sticker making tool, meme categories, and the MP4 video format.
1.3.8
2022-09-15
yo yo yo what's up shes, theys, gays, enbies, and cishets, this is your favorite MC, McChikin coming at you with a knoife. Y'all ever see something new and shiny and just feel like YOU GOTTA HAVE IT like you WANT IT BAD and you'll do ANYTHING FOR IT? Well here at Collage, the eldritches that manifest this app into existence with ball-peen (lol) hammers and tin foil want you to know that they're manifesting harder to bring YOU to the apex of meme creation. If you're on the latest version of iPhone Operating System, you can use that snappy subject selection feature drop right onto our canvas. That's right gamers, go knock yourselves out and tune back in next time when we go for the jugular of another software application that runs on iPhone Operating System.
1.3.7
2022-09-12
This is your captain, Vidy speaking. It's 65F in San Francisco and on my usual run, I realized that I started working on Collage exactly 1 year ago, today. This exact day. September 10th 2021. We've made so much progress as a team, yet we have a lot of work ahead of us to prove ourselves. But I just wanted to say that we've added a ton of new updates including the leaderboard, a brand new way to access advanced editing tools in your canvas and we've also fixed a bunch of annoying bugs. We're going to keep shipping these updates until one day, we end up inventing the time machine or something. So stay tuned, keep making memes, and keep drinking water!
1.3.6
2022-09-07
Every now and then, our team makes a day trip out to the forests behind the home of our founder, Chick W. Knife, in search of inspiration and treez nuts. As we were gathered around the bonfire of truth, our designer, a humble frog, scried a vision: our Creation Of Content Kit had too many inputs for the dainty fingers of the average discord mod/meme admin. In a flurry of questionable actions that involved a shovel, a pit, some crispy creamed peanut butter, and a copy of Cars (2006), our team birthed a new interaction paradigm for the community of Collage. You'll now find it easier to use various effects, and also manipulate the canvas of the Creation Of Content Kit to buss forth the enigmas that are the inner machinations of your mind. Enjoy this update, and join us next time, as we embark again on the Collage Recurrent Engram Expeditionary Project to understand what makes the human condition a condition.
1.3.5
2022-08-30
Blood. Sweat. Tears. Iron. Fire. These words often evoke the image of the Industrial Age - a time when humankind rose from the obscurity of speculation to everything that your average boomer is today. These words of course, in no way apply to Collage because this app is made by those elves that make cookies in the trees by day and serve Dark Brandon by night – all in their free time. Those mommies and daddies are proud to bring you are latest update that streamlines the meme making experience by shaving and trimming all the stray “material” around our Creation Of Content Kit and making the experience smooooooooooth. So enjoy the latest improvements, and remember, your mental pleasure is our highest priority here at Collage.
1.3.4
2022-08-23
In our last update, we gave the people of Collage a better drawing tool. One that frees you from the shackles of speed and lays to rest any thought of girth. However... since we gave the people a more clear way of scribbling over their sh*tposts, they've asked for more pixels and "less fuzzy drawings." So now your collages are in 16k ultra ultra high definition. Hope your phone has enough storage you heathens. Be careful what you wish for. We've also gone ahead and made text highlighting better. Anyway, good Monday to all of you.
1.3.3
2022-08-18
It is said, that to master something takes about 10,000 hours of practice. Here at Collage, we reject this. We believe that mastering our meme making tools should take you no more than 69 seconds. We've been working on simplifying and smoothening that experience, and so, we're proud to bring to you our more streamlined drawing tool. Now you can consistently blot out text for blackma***ng your friends, draw without having to spend 10,000 hours figuring out what speed to finger the screen at, and more accurately deliver that content you're dying to force into the group chat. So have at it and uhhh rest those hands between sessions!
1.3.2
2022-08-04
Progress. The very name of it makes people think of a myriad of ideas and for that, we're sorry or happy for you, whichever one applies. For Collage, progress means more time spent on potty, and making sure that it's quality time for your mental health. It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from, or how slow your internet is; We, the people, of Collage, are intent on making sure that you get your daily hit of whatever unhinged digital crack you're into. This update brings a new toy into our Creation Of Content Kit: the dice roll. Now you can hit your daily dice roll right in the garden of our Creation Of Content Kit and show all your friends just how off the rails you can be by pairing whatever image you want with some truly illuminating generated text. Use with caution because too much time spent pottying can have interesting side effects.
1.3.1
2022-07-27
You can now see all your remixes in one place under the notifications screen. Tons of other bug fixes and performance improvements.
1.3.0
2022-07-20
Oftentimes, people look to the past for answers, for lessons, for inspiration. In our latest offering, we've done a lot of thinking, and a lot of sitting. We've grown (horizontally), as people and as meme makers, and realized that sometimes, it's important to connect with your roots and your origins. As our beloved leader sat upon his perch in the great tree of meme, he dawned on the realization that the tree is not strong without the trunk, and that the trunk is always held in place by the root. And this is why, we've made it easier than ever to not only share your creations - these pieces of your mind, your delusions, your joys and fears, your… memes - we've made it easier for your friends and beloved ones to contribute to your mental health by making it possible for anyone to remix your meme via a link you can share on other outlets. So it's time to be true, to be veritable, to be authentic, to be… the opposite of unrealistic, and to go out there and invite your friends, families, lovers, collaborators, FWBs, and other distant relations. We hope that you enjoy this latest gift from us to the human record, and that it brings you closer to the people who matter: all the random replyguys following you on the gram.
1.2.1
2022-07-02
kidsWithADHDHaveAlreadyTappedTheDoneButtonSoWeDontWantToSendTheVerifyCodeAgainBecauseLifesABeeyotch=true
1.2
2022-06-30
"our mommy, who art in meme, bless our wretched minds, with knowledge and grace. lift us from our ignorance and embrace us in thy mind, so that we may spread your shining collages onto the masses."
This was the hopeful prayer of the first collage explorer, Gary Fee, who bravely gave his Lamporghinis to Tao Lopez for the sake of The First Tribe, Telegraph Bodega. Ever since then, the meme ocks have banded together and fallen apart and banded together again, to create The Great Hive. This confluence of creators has splooged an endless stream of shitposts; and hours and days and years and millennia have been spent scrolling on the toilet.
One can only wonder, what comes next? Well in these modern times, we are become...
Groups
1.1
2022-06-02
The Collage Recurrent Engram Expeditionary Project recently embarked on another journey. Two days into our latest foray in understanding humans, we discovered another world. In this place, the memes moved as one and the thoughts of the people flowed freely together in a river of consciousness. We hope to study more of this New World, but in the meantime we've managed to capture the essence of SPEED in our latest offering to the people of Collage.
• Performance improvements in this update
• Faster uploads
1.0.8
2022-05-27
• Some performance improvements in this update
1.0.7
2022-05-09
One of our guys introduced a visual glitch in our matrix. The one has been taken care of.
1.0.6
2022-05-09
The legend continues with this latest drop from the Collageverse.
• New editor buttons
• Better loading screens
• More more of the good good
1.0.5
2022-05-01
• we fixed a bug that made Monke angy
• extended the bag
• wares
previous update included:
• Cool sharing options after you've made a post - it's easier to download your post!
• Bios in your profile! Tell the community more about who you are and what you're into!
• Replaced our CTO with Monke
• New onboarding design
1.0.4
2022-04-30
• Cool sharing options after you've made a post - it's easier to download your post!
• Bios in your profile! Tell the community more about who you are and what you're into!
• Replaced our CTO with Monke
• New onboarding design