+ Improved sound engine.
+ Updated app to support newer devices.
+ Added one in-app purchase to remove ads.
+ Send us your feedback:
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After a half decade, the sole developer woke from his slumber, crawled out of his rainforest cave, and made the 1.3 km trek back to civilization.
He learned that the world had changed tremendously in the last several years....
He can now sit in the faint orange glow of his laptop, order a keto drink from his phone, and have it hand delivered to his door, wrapped in a silk bag chilled to exactly 15°C. Such wow. (Even his memes are half a decade old.)
He heard that a new iPhone and iPad had come out, and he realized he hadn't been updating his apps.
He stepped out of his epsom salt float pod, dried his graying mane with a supersonic hair dryer, cracked open the can of sparkling cherry blossom flavored mountain spring water, and finally went to work.
Please enjoy his hard work. If not, let us know at
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