I used too hate my life. I would wake up with nothing too do as I have no job, because my dad is a politician who feeds me 8 pounds of food per day. I had no purpose before this game.
Then, one day, this game dropped. And my life changed forever. I would play 8-10 hours per day, and eat 7 pounds of human hair for sustenance.
It was only that I started playing 10-12 hours per day that something shifted in me.
I had just turned 7 years old, and it was finally time for me to go into manhood and choose my bride.
I never suspected what would happen.
My options were Oogaga, Craka, Pynwoop, and Ejestupligoogabuhwoop (no relation).
I was nervous, as you are when picking your bride at 7 years old. I was especially nervous because I actually was late too choose my bride. But then, I remembered this game. Needing a source of determination and comfort, I started a 16 hour session of this game.
Years later, now 9 years old, with my new brides Ejestupligoogabuhwoop and Craka,
my life has never been better. We have 19 children and even some grandchildren. I cannot thank the makers of this game enough, as I would not be here today if this game did not exist.
the game was alright 3/10