Derp Frog Hack 2.0 + Redeem Codes

There once was a time when my phone was filled with the most toxic, overrated mobile games ever to hit the App Store. Apps like Clash of Clans, tinder and Raid Shadow Legends hooked me to my phone, rotating between them like some crazy animal. Then after winning a Clan War against Mr. Clash himself, i found a new desire. I deleted all my mobile games. Cleared my search history and stepped outside for the first time in 17 years. It was good. I had a family, started a career, but something was still missing. I missed mobile gaming. That was when i found this game. My saving grace. It was showcased at the bottom of the games tab. Gave a swift download and that’s when everything changed. Karen took the kids and i had to put a second mortgage on my house. But it all doesn’t matter because I NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME DERPING. I HAVE 58 DAYS DERPED. I NEED AN EXTENDED TIME DLC AND IN APP PURCHASES DONT WORK. Just please don’t reset the timer if you do put in an update any time soon. Thank you.

It was a stormy night, one that chills to the very fabric of freezing. Then one warmth found its way under the sheets of ice trying to sway it. The earth lifted its head into the air. The beast made a sound that brought happiness to all. This warmth is Derp frog.
Derp frog wasn't the most loved of creatures but it lived to please. Sitting on his lily pad he wanted to be a female but couldn't commit to this change. This led to Derp frog grasping a bow and placing it upon his head. However this did not bring happiness so Derp frog sought changed himself to a female. He wanted to be called Caitlyn after the change. Derp frog was given the award for woman of the year. Derp frog sang with joy. Some don't understand her but for those who do love her wonderful voice.

Game of the year platinum award winner would rate 999/1 again please play. If u want to play as an independent singing prideful frog this game is for you. You will fall in love with the iconic characters presented in the application such as pink frog, green frog, pink frog with bow, and green frog with bow. The story and plot is just truly amazing, nothing I've ever seen before, it's just so unremarkable there are no words to describe it. The makers of this game probably took months to hand craft and perfect this magnificent application.

-IGN

I was lonely and weird until i found derp frog i would go on the game everyday when ever i can like at school at home at church every where i go im derping currently i have 736 days on the game i cant stop help me its too good i can and will never get off this game i will pass this down for generations and make sure this game never dies it is the holy grail of games and the fountain of youth mixed together it is super super good and a gift from the gods i will forever play this game

I absolutely love this app. I have derped for over 50 hours. The small problem is that the sound no longer works when I run the app in IOS 11. It was working perfectly in IOS 10 but after the update the game works but there is no sound. I would kindly ask the developer to please fix this. I look forward to the new update if they chose to fix it. Five stars even that it has this problem. That’s how much I love to play this game.

Derp frog is absolutely life-changing. Not only is it a stellar game with beautiful graphics, a complex and moving story, iconic characters, and engaging gameplay mechanics, it elevated me to a higher way of thinking, and I think about the world differently now. I feel that my life has improved because of this amazing experience, and I urge you to try it and become enlightened.

This is the most beautiful, moving, and life-changing app. Don't be fooled by the app's silly appearance. The gameplay is mesmerizing, the characters are amazing, the story is awe-striking, and the music is so tasteful that it took my breath away. Derp frog deserves more stars than I can give.

This game’s storyline is amazing, its graphics are astonishing, and the game itself is inspiring. The text is easy to read, unlike this: λεία σας.

It’s absolutely hands-down the best game on the App Store. There needs to be a sequel. If there isn’t one, then I will eat my pants.

Omg this game has touched my heart. It is beautifully written and the graphics are amazing. I would recommend this to all my friends and everyone who has a iPhone.

my dropped my plans with my beautiful on a Saturday night to play derp frog. Then I dumped her to make more time for derp frog. She was beautiful skinny and flexible former ballet standout who was quite a handful in the bedroom. That's how good derp frog is.