Funny novelty game. Please Read!
SeaNanners and Sark brought me here! One of the most important concepts of this game is the random debris removal. All the big piles of rebar and concrete lying around in the middle of the roads? They get removed one by one slowly, making the game much easier to traverse. Don't listen to the in-game stats of riders and bikes, they're not that important. Instead, experiment with different combos and see what works for you. Early on I've been having really good luck in the Moped B (It IS differently handling than Moped A) with Ninja, moderately good steering and speed. Each character has a specific weight, as well as each vehicle, making the physics take them very differently. The town is much bigger than you think, and you can't even access many parts of it without several random debris removals in specific roads. Overall? Nearly unplayable at beginning. But once many of the roads clear, and you find a combo you like, it gets much better.
P.S. Good luck to all who wish to find Query-chan, you also unlock the Drone with her!