So it was a normal tuesday morning in Boston and i was just chilling eating my cheeto’s playing Plane Crash 3D on my iphone 4 or sum and then it was time to board my flight to san fransisco, so i boarded at around 7:00 am everything was going normal until these indian dudes swiped a dudes head clean off with a mace or something and then they went into the drivers seat of the plane and threw those dudes out they were sleeping or sum and they were bad pilots like i mean we were flying a big plane but they were bumping us around, so about thirty minutes pass and we are flying over jersey they turned the plane around some where and they said they were bringing the plane back to the airport, so i said whatever and put my feet up, about two minutes later they yelled at me to put them down, but i’m a black belt in karate so they shouldn’t have messed with me so i stood up knocked the hijacker out full jackie chan style and i took the other hijackers knocked them out, and then i grabbed control of the plane(i know how to fly because of my experience in plane crash 3d) and i flew back to the airport, the president was there and so was taylor swift, she gave me a kiss on the cheek and i saved so many lives from playing plane crash 3d.