Don't buy this app Hack 179.6.242848 + Redeem Codes
Developer: Back Bay Bytes LLC
Category: Games
Price: Free
Version: 179.6.242848
ID: com.backbaybytes.dontbuythisapp
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Description
HELLO! I am going to tell you all you need to know about this app.
There's a part of it that is a lot like the game "breakout" except that it has a picture of Ryan Gosling in it that you can hit with a flying baby!!! It has trivia where you can win tube socks or the continent of Europe, there is a part with a platypus and noses, and Reykjavik is featured, and also there's a donkey and Bob Ross and ancient Egyptian sculpture that will teach you a useful phrase in Dutch, and you can also read the third chapter of Beowulf but with more references to well-known screen star Abe Vigoda. Also you get a pug or a pony or a falcon or a banana when you tap pretty much anywhere! And a ninja will teach you some French!
The whole app is freeeeeeeee!!!! So you don't HAVE to buy it! You can just get it!!! If someone tells you you have to buy it they are a big liar!! But if you want ponies on your main screen, you'll have to buy those. So unless you want ponies, you should probably save your money for a pair of tube socks, or maybe a candied yam? Although on the other hand, this app features the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ and is even better with ponies, and there aren't any tube socks or candied yams or regular yams or other apps that have the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ so if you like the app AND want ponies in it, it's kind of a hard decision!! You should probably ask your mom or a favorite pet fish or the Vice President or my mom or a taco. Or flip a coin! But be careful not to hit your eyeball!! With the coin! Actually coins are pretty dangerous so just get rid of your coins.
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WARNING: This app contains a hamburger singing "La Spagnola". If you can't handle that, you should stop reading this description immediately.
ANOTHER WARNING: It's really quite mean to call people names. So please tell Albert you're sorry!
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YOU SHOULD KNOW that the app preview features the photograph "Mists and Magic" by Priyambada Nath. And now you do know that! And some music called "Borneo" by Keshko. In addition, and completely coincidentally, the screen shots include the photograph "Silky Sifaka" by Jeff Gibbs, and "Farmland of the A165" by J. Thomas. You should tell all your friends because you are a very thoughtful person!!!
There's a part of it that is a lot like the game "breakout" except that it has a picture of Ryan Gosling in it that you can hit with a flying baby!!! It has trivia where you can win tube socks or the continent of Europe, there is a part with a platypus and noses, and Reykjavik is featured, and also there's a donkey and Bob Ross and ancient Egyptian sculpture that will teach you a useful phrase in Dutch, and you can also read the third chapter of Beowulf but with more references to well-known screen star Abe Vigoda. Also you get a pug or a pony or a falcon or a banana when you tap pretty much anywhere! And a ninja will teach you some French!
The whole app is freeeeeeeee!!!! So you don't HAVE to buy it! You can just get it!!! If someone tells you you have to buy it they are a big liar!! But if you want ponies on your main screen, you'll have to buy those. So unless you want ponies, you should probably save your money for a pair of tube socks, or maybe a candied yam? Although on the other hand, this app features the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ and is even better with ponies, and there aren't any tube socks or candied yams or regular yams or other apps that have the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ so if you like the app AND want ponies in it, it's kind of a hard decision!! You should probably ask your mom or a favorite pet fish or the Vice President or my mom or a taco. Or flip a coin! But be careful not to hit your eyeball!! With the coin! Actually coins are pretty dangerous so just get rid of your coins.
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WARNING: This app contains a hamburger singing "La Spagnola". If you can't handle that, you should stop reading this description immediately.
ANOTHER WARNING: It's really quite mean to call people names. So please tell Albert you're sorry!
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YOU SHOULD KNOW that the app preview features the photograph "Mists and Magic" by Priyambada Nath. And now you do know that! And some music called "Borneo" by Keshko. In addition, and completely coincidentally, the screen shots include the photograph "Silky Sifaka" by Jeff Gibbs, and "Farmland of the A165" by J. Thomas. You should tell all your friends because you are a very thoughtful person!!!
Version history
179.6.242848
2016-09-06
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
The app is now free! However... Ponies will cost you (unless you already bought the paid version of the app). Also, added a new part that's sort of like "Breakout" but with a baby that you bounce off a hotdog, because who doesn't want to bounce a baby off a hotdog?
Oh, and added a few additional bits of weirdness here and there.
The app is now free! However... Ponies will cost you (unless you already bought the paid version of the app). Also, added a new part that's sort of like "Breakout" but with a baby that you bounce off a hotdog, because who doesn't want to bounce a baby off a hotdog?
Oh, and added a few additional bits of weirdness here and there.
173.4.018848
2015-09-19
Squashed a few bugs.
...Very sorry if u like bugs!! :-(
...Very sorry if u like bugs!! :-(
173.4
2015-07-25
Cheat Codes for In-App Purchases
| Item | Price | iPhone/iPad | Android |
|---|---|---|---|
| PONIES!!!!! (This purchase provides quite a lot of ponies. And also lets the creator of this app know that you are the sort of person who's willing to pay for inane nonsense.) |
Free |
HJ475523813✱✱✱✱✱ | 409B8F0✱✱✱✱✱ |
| SUPER PONIES!!! (Provides access to SUPER PONIES on the main menu. Also, lets the creator of this app know that you have determined this ridiculous app to be more valuable than a Frappuccino.) |
Free |
HJ399641074✱✱✱✱✱ | 760B999✱✱✱✱✱ |
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Ratings
4.7 out of 5
97 Ratings
Reviews
✨whoreochimaru✨,
Truly life changing !!!
I had been drinking the night before ,hammered talking to my puppet friend about how my life was so messed up , I lost my job, my girlfriend cheated on me, and my dog was killed. But despite all that I still had my puppet friend who listened to all my woes! I went home that night sobbing and puking everywhere and when I woke up I had lost another thing dignity and pride as a homosapien... I looked over to my right and to no avail my puppet friend was there sleeping peacefully... that’s what I thought but I was wrong for my puppet friend was DEAD! With me having lost everything I held dear to me I searched the web in order to find some inkling of hope a light of happiness , and then this app appeared in front of my eyes ,calling my name so I tried it out. The next day I woke up I had tons of notifications on my phone job interviews piled up! I went to the interview and to my surprise I got the job!! Not even a week later a promotion and girls swarming me asking ,no begging for my number!! The next thing I knew I was famous paparazzi meet me at my house, red carpets laid in front of me !! I even got to meet the queen of England ! If anything this app helped me in ways no one could imagine before my life was horrible ,terrifying ! But now it’s all better because I got this app.
joeliepolieo,
magnificent, better than tinder
i havent felt more alive in YEARS!!! my wife left me recently, leaving me in a pit of utter despair. I've just been wandering the streets of London looking for.... something....anything.... for about two months now. I eventually saved up enough money from guilt tripping strangers and bought a smart phone, hoping it could give me joy. i downloaded app after app, but the deep pit inside of me just grew deeper and deeper, each game and lifestyle app i downloaded seemed to trap a part of my soul inside. then, as i stood on the precipice of oblivion, about to cast my new phone into the English Channel, I accidentally downloaded this app, and suddenly life just rushed back into me like a big ol' speedball, which i had also just done a couple of. now, just weeks after getting this app, my life has changed monumentally. I have been knighted by the Queen, and Im not even British!! I'm from New Jersey. I'm also the second richest person in the U.K. Now if thats not enough to make you download this app, then you are truly lost for good. I hope my story will inspire others to download this app and have their lives be changed like mine. I LOVE YOU!
Lizziepuppy2010,
read this please.
this game is the most fantastic thing that’s ever happened to me, I needed this in my life o my lord it’s so beautiful how could something so amazing exist wow, my eyeballs are crying so happy why whyyyyy. Thank you for making my life complete here is a full paragraph about pandas:
Pandas live in bamboo filled forests and eat it as well. they are an endangered species of animal and need to be protected because they are sweet baby angel. Anyway pandas have white fur with black ears, paws, and circles around their eyes that make them look like they haven’t slept for 5 weeks and that’s so adorable. They are so adorable I love them. Love them too or I will dēśtrœÿ ÿøû. Bye beautiful human, have a good life. Don’t die.. yet. Also if you are in a midlife crisis I recommend watching mama mia here we go again. Eat your teeth and brush your vegetables goodbye sweet child.
Pandas live in bamboo filled forests and eat it as well. they are an endangered species of animal and need to be protected because they are sweet baby angel. Anyway pandas have white fur with black ears, paws, and circles around their eyes that make them look like they haven’t slept for 5 weeks and that’s so adorable. They are so adorable I love them. Love them too or I will dēśtrœÿ ÿøû. Bye beautiful human, have a good life. Don’t die.. yet. Also if you are in a midlife crisis I recommend watching mama mia here we go again. Eat your teeth and brush your vegetables goodbye sweet child.
Robyn ✨✨✨,
This game has personality saved my life 😍😍😍✨
Good greetings dear reader!! Onto my story *dramatic throat clear* so, I was sitting in my house peacefully as one does, talking to my crystals 🤩🤩🤩 (because I am a witch 🧙♀️ ✨✨✨✨🤩🤩🤩🤩👌👌👌) when suddenly my house spontaneously caught on water 😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!! It washed away my house and my crystals into the nearby tornado and I watched as every thing I worked on was destroyed 😞😞😔. I was forced to sleep in the streets of Ohio where I befriended every singular raccoon and it’s mother and fell asleep with them and their raccoon tribe 😤😤😤😤😤🤘🤘🤘🤘!! When I awoke I was somehow in Hogwarts with twenty three thousand times the amount of crystals I originally had 😊😊😊😊😊🤩🤩🤩✨ I instantly killed Voldemort and became a God like hero everyone bowed to!! I strongly recommend!!!
Dylan Leuck,
Thank you so much
I was alone again, with only my pet dinosaur for a friend who’s name is Steve. My husband has just left me after having a affair with one of his colleagues named Jenny. All my friends had left me because Steve destroyed there homes and now I’m broke because they’re suing me for the damage. Now I’m homeless on the street when Steve says “ Buddy it’s time you knew, dinosaurs are extinct.” And then he just disappeared with a flash of lightning and a big puff of smoke. Then I somehow got the money to buy a phone and got this app. I found a man who loves me and I bought some stock for “dofkdkkcdk computers” and made it big. I payed off all I owed my friends and now I’m more popular
than ever. I’m now working I’m modeling and it’s all thanks to this app.
than ever. I’m now working I’m modeling and it’s all thanks to this app.
Sw40c,
App changed my life!!!
Words cannot express how this app changed my life! Before, I was living under a tarp in a fish market talking to disembodied cod heads (as you do), however after downloading this app I began to feel comfortable around disembodied Atlantic salmon heads and began talking to them instead! Incredible! After saving up to buy ponies through my street act of interpretive dancing with various deceased fish I found myself sharing a stall with a rather attractive young female donkey who recently became my wife and we are expecting our first foal this fall! I am currently saving up to buy more ponies and I can only imagine how this will improve my life! Thank you kind sir!
Emoney232012,
✨Truly Life Changing✨
Before I got this app, I was living in the trees with my fox friend Jeopardy, (you don’t have a fox friend named Jeopardy?) when I went to go get supplies with my fox friend, as you do when you’re living in the woods with no human contact, when suddenly, a hunter shot Jeopardy, leaving me alone. My heart filled with hate, I downloaded this app, and suddenly, all my troubles melted away like butter on a pan. I got up to find Jeopardy’s ghost haunting my scarf, and suddenly it all made sense. Now I live by myself, occasionally talking to my scarf, while using this app.
12345678910poop100pee100,
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I’m not sure I can hear him but he doesn’t know what he wants to me about that day I gotta I was gonna was it a good night to go back to the game I gotta is a really nice night out there and we will get you a little bit of a little more to it but you have gotta a little more and you have to come to the game and I will talk with about that you know that I’m not going gonna is that your name right I gotta I love it omg is that your mom and you will get to know him thank Jesus Christ Jesus was that I gotta is a great night to be able to get my.
bella ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ,
life changing 😩🙆♀️😍
this app truly touched me...im so thankful i found this app its the only reason im not bored. I now have a job at a sexy beach. thank you for making this amazing app,im a person and i lived in a small village with my friend. we watched the barbie movies and show and now we live in a Barbie house and we have a backyardegens jeep (r.i.p pablo...) Btw if you like...barbie jeeps then mabe we could be friends. Anyways I recommend this app 😩 btw...developer wanna date ur kinda hot.....
Z0mb1e00,
Revolutionary
Ever since my girlfriend left me for the raccoon that lives in our garage, I’ve been sustaining myself with nothing but peanut butter, until I found this game. This game shall give me all the sustenance I need to survive until I meet my own raccoon!
