I literally credit my life to Egg Peg. I owe Egg Peg everything that I am, and everything that I will ever be. Egg Peg saved my life when I was in high school. I grew up not playing any sports or having too many friends. I was 85 pounds overweight by the time I was 15. I was a hefty 285 pounds, standing only five feet four inches tall. As you can probably guess, I was targeted by bullies at my school. I experienced public humiliation time and time again at the hands of bullies, cyber and real. By the time I was 13, I was spending over 40 hours a week on the computer playing video games. I was also pleasuring myself up to 3 times per day, something that has prevented me from now having children in the future according to my doctor. I grew to age 15 and things really hit the fan. My parents had just gotten divorced because my mom caught my dad cheating on her with another guy. The one friend I had at school had left me for other people - he was a mute but he was amazing to have conversations with because he was a fantastic listener. I was spending $15 a week on ice cream at school. And on top of all that, I had just been kicked out of my end-game raid guild. What was I going to do? I pondered this over and over for weeks on end. One day, I came across this app, and my life slowly began to change. I started playing every day, racking up tons of points and even joining the hall of fame. I was getting my life back on track. One day, things really started to change when the targets got bigger. I discovered the power of the egg. I started dropping eggs that were incredible. 5 points here, 7 points there, even 25 points one time - the points were pouring in. I realized that Egg Drop could save me. Egg Drop did everything that I could not. I began dropping eggs onto targets in real life - dogs, cats, cars, people. I didn’t care. I would stand on my apartment balcony and practice on anything that moved. I was the last starfighter or Ender. You can buy 5 dozen eggs at Costco for only $9.99. I found my calling. That is why I am the man I am today.