I’ve been downloading random garbage apps with my friends as a joke to see how bad the apps could get, until I stumbled upon this one. 3.5 star rating. Seems pretty bad, after all, it’s just an eating simulator.. right? That’s where I was wrong.
I open the app and were laughing at the assumed “dramatic” title screen, as I finish “eating” a orange (or a lemon) a text comes up, “Delicious. If only there was more”. We’re all looking at the screen like, “that’s weird, see if it lets you keep going!” Obviously, I keep going. It get progressively.. weirder and weirder.. It was telling me not to fear ‘Uncle Hunger’ and then after that “Kill ‘Uncle Hunger’”! It mention me being a slave to him..
This was my favorite game I’ve ever run into.. it’s pretty garbage but I keep thinking about it (who is uncle hunger? Why am I eating? Who’s telling me to eat? Is that human meat? Are those PILLS?). It feels like I’m being brainwashed...