I was down on my luck, wife left, kids divorced, dog left me, fish took my kid, and my house was repossessed by Karen, my pet iguana. Then I got this app, immediately, my friends started referring to me as a “sigma male”, Jeff Bezos called me and asked for me to replace him as ceo of Amazon, I decided to invest in a crypto at .00000000001 cent and now it’s $1000 and I have lots of money, I even solved war, all thanks to this app. That story is a joke but if you laughed it contains how the app makes you feel Toodles CEO of Amazon (possibly)