The fact that this game exists should be beyond anybody’s comprehension. In the past four years, I have had no friends in school or out, but me coming upon this app has changed everything. I was just about to run away and teach myself everything I needed to learn with this app, but then I came across the idea of sharing my discovery to the rest of my school, possibly even the world. After I had given the opportunity for my school to receive the immense gratefulness that this app’s aura emits, all the girls are chasing after me, trying to guess what I have to present to them next. As of now, I am happily married at the age of 12 to my Forbidden Egg-Obsessed wife, and this beautiful egg we worship as our lord and savior. I have learned from this experience that we should all present flowers to our gods as a sign of our appreciation for their beautiful gifts they give to us.