I’m a goat. I. Must. Wreck. Havoc. On. The. City.
That is the summary of this game where you can be a Crook Goat. Make cable ties look useless, free the Godmother, get thrown in a prison hole, go on A Voyage De Las Lune, frame a random robber crew you hate, and make people look like they’re in collage. It’s all wrapped up in this game. You can be a robber goat (or some other animal that claims they’re a goat) and do all that and more. Way more.
One thing I’d like to mention to all the GoatZ owners is, if you get this game and make the trashburgers, then feed them to people, then shrink their heads with the Voodoo Goat, they look hilarious. It’s so mean but I love doing that.
If you figure out La Voyage De Las Lune (I will not spoil it), DO NOT PANIC AND MAKE A STUPID REVIEW AND DELETE. Just calmly leave the map or restart the game. You will be fine, people.