The hog game is truly spiritually impactful. It is like a transition of the soul from one plane to the next, not dissimilar from Nirvana. Your very essence is prone to shift from its static position and extend outward as you tilt your phone, causing the hog to move across endless spacetime. It is akin to battling Gods in an effort for survival, while existing in the endless nothingness. You will become invincible. You will attain power enviable by even the slithering entities of the fourth dimension. Perhaps, you, too, shall understand what it means to be a hog, hungering for slop — but this understanding is so great, that all of the machinations of the akashic record’s turning wheels of time would be simple by comparison.