When I was brought in to this world, I was born as a lesbian. But the masses beat me and ridiculed me, until all I had was watermelons. But one day, even that was taken from me. I started losing all point in my life, and I even committed attempted slip ‘n’ slide, but one day I was walking in the rain and an ad flew in my face. I was going to throw it out, but I read it to see that it said “I want watermelon! Great for sad people!” At first I dismissed it, but then a phone flew in to my face. After a month of recuperation in the hospital, I used the phone that caused me such pain to download I want watermelon, because I was remembering it. As soon as I downloaded it, my life changed. My uncomfortable fancy green gown turned in to a pair of pajamas. My house turned in to a flying mansion. I also got many women. After that, every day, every grape, every strawberry, and so on… my life was saved… and I blocked the suicide hotline.
“I want watermelon”