Taking into account, previous Boxing Day sales, I, Yodish Yogeshwar, will predict your fortune today, friend. I predict for you much love, money, FAME, fire "memes" sweet kicks, and extraordinarily long lasting milk! However this comes with a price... you must leave a five star rating on this app! I do not think you need to do so as my word as the greatest Bangladeshi fortune teller should be enough, however, Ganesha has instructed me that you must do so to continue using this app which will make you a "meme lord" and bring all the benefits that come with it, haha.