I was a nobody. A loser. I had nothing. I was hopeless. I was ready to accept defeat when... it happened. I woke up one morning to find the handsome, stunning Tom Felton at the foot of my cardboard box bed. I immediately broke out in a nervous sweat. I couldn't believe it! Somehow, I managed to ask, "what are you doing here?". And then, in his handsome voice, he said: "Ellaur mate! I just done downloaded Investment Run, eh? It's mighty good luv! You should download it on your little old telephone there, old chap!". There was a problem, though. This idiot didn't realize that my broke behind doesn't have a phone! Luckily, that scrumpdiliuptious, gorgeous, delicious treasure of a man handed me an iPhone! I didn't hesitate to download the app. And from there, I played everyday. Before I new it, I had a mansion, expensive cars, and... A NEW FIANCÉ!! That's right... Tom Tom and I are getting married. Thank you Investment Run, you changed me life forever. 😻