So there i was, running away from two semi trucks. Suddeny, i remembered the content of this amazingly crafted game, coded hy god himself, forged in the active volcanos of the pacific. Sorry, off topic. Anyways, this game taught me to spin in circles to murder monkeys and aligators. I ran up the train tracks and jungle bridges, made a clutch jump over a water pit full of sharks. Later, i contracted liver cancer, due to me drinking 13 bottles of russian vodka directly after escaping the two mad semi's before being hospitalized. While in my coma, i saw mr mcqueen lightning himself, and he told me to wake up, so i did, and now i find myself writing this review. Thank you, Mcqueen Lightning Racing.