You ever go on a date with someone and you think to yourself “wow, that was the best time of my life?” Well that’s how you’ll be thinking after you play just 5 levels of Meteor Rush!
It was a simple day July, on my usual trip to the bathroom when I realized I need a game to play for this monster bomb I was about to drop to destroy this toilet. I was sitting and contemplating, even studying each game I came across the App Store, until I saw it’s high tech sleek design. I quickly downloaded it not knowing what was going to come next.
After finishing one level of this game, I found myself to be changing. No, not in the way I played but my whole body structure started to change. It was a very minimal change at first, but as I kept finishing more levels I started to realize my muscle started getting bigger, to the size I couldn’t even dream of, I started to see into the future, and by level 7 I heard loud knocks at my at the restroom door. I was confused, no one was home so who could it be? Then the door broke down and it was a ton of beautiful women wanting to do the dirty with me! But I didn’t have time for this nonsense so I flew out of the room, and went to the clouds to continue playing this amazing game. I kept playing and playing and playing, unlocking new powers over and over and after I finished level 100, we’ll let me tell you, I am a god now. But being a god, I realized one thing. The man who made this game is greater than a god and should be renowned for his amazing work across all time and space.