Life changing, I am now married to Miami Spider Skeleton Gangster.
Before downloading this game I was addicted to shredded cheese and alcohol. I destroyed my family and my hopes and dreams went directly out the window. I had always dreamt of becoming a ballet dancer ever since I was just a wee lad. My children and my husband left me. And yes, I am a raging homosexual. My life went to shambles and I had no hope. I was surviving off of roasted rat tails and small pieces of my own fingernails after I was left in the dirt with nothing. Sleeping in a cold, dirty alleyway, freezing. Knocking on deaths door, A light shined in my eyes. I thought to myself; “Could this be god? Has my time finally come?” My eyes focused with my vision blurry. A soft voice spoke to me. “My name is Miami Spider Skeleton Gangster, I see you’re left all on your own. Cold and helpless, I am here to guide you. I will help you pursue your passion, Ballet.” Tears formed in my eyes as his welcoming fleshless skeleton gangster hand reached down to me. I accepted his generosity and he brought me to his home. There was a few roaches but regardless, I was grateful. Miami Spider Skeleton Gangster trained me in the delicate art of ballet for three solid years and has brought me to be the man I am today. Over those three years I began to develop feelings of love for Miami Spider Skeleton Gangster and had no choice but to come clean and confess my love to him. He gracefully accepted and we have been engaged for 4 months now. I am pregnant with his baby! We’re having a spider baby, I couldn’t be more happy with where I have come. I’m finally clean of shredded cheese and alcohol. Ballet, my passion has brought me closer to my Fiancé, Miami Spider Skeleton Gangster. Thank you, I love you with my entire heart. ❤️🔥❤️🔥