My Horse Prince Hack 1.1.1 + Redeem Codes

When Covid struck, I never felt the same. I always found myself addicted to screens and being antisocial. I wasn’t happy with my life, and I always felt like I was wasting my days. Even after Covid slowed down, I kept feeling this way. I was looking for solutions, and I even tried some light drugs a couple times. I felt my life soon falling apart. I refused to get a job or make friends. I sometimes even thought about sucide. I would try to fix my life, but I always went back to the things that screwed my life up in the first place. One of these ways was playing random games and throwing the little money I have at it. Even the bad games. One day, I searched for a random term. I forgot what it was, but it was something along the lines of farming. I guess farms are associated with horses, and then I saw it. My Prive Horse appeared in my eyes. I played it, and I’ve never felt the same. I’ll try to explain as best I can as words can’t do it justice, but I’ll try anyway. When I got this game, I already knew it was the best game I’ve ever played. But I never knew how much of a life changer it would be. I’ve made so many new friends, I’ve been going outside all the time, my grades are at an all time high. I’ve never been happier than I have. It’s all thanks to this game. This game is art. It proves that video games aren’t a waste, or a distraction, they’re art. Thank you developers, as this is something the human race needs to see.

When I first got a phone, I was 37 years old. I was living in my father’s attic, and my wife was always cheating on me with him. The only thing I could do to cope was drink. Every day, I had at least seventeen shots of whiskey, and at least four of them had maraschino cherries. It finally got to be too much when I came home from the bar, and I saw my wife and father together on the couch. However, after a few seconds, I also saw my dog’s tail wagging furiously underneath them. I flew into a jealous rage, and I beat my wife, father, and dog to death. It was a real low point. Now on the run, I had only my phone, wallet, and keys. I didn’t even have a car, so my keys were only used for self-defense. The police almost caught me after a few days, but I escaped by dropping off a bridge and into a large truck which was, unfortunately, filled with feces. Now filthy, in more way than one, I robbed a store and stole several pounds of candy for sustenance. After several months of this, I downloaded this game and my life was changed. I finally felt happiness, which I hadn’t known since I married my horribly abusive wife. I fell deeply in love with Yuma, so much so that I stole a horse from a nearby farm and bedazzled him with a wig and mask (though he did end up looking much like my wife, which was strange and confusing). I am eternally indebted to these devs, for bringing light back into my life, and for bringing fire back into my loins.

I had lived a dull life before I was given technology. I practically lived as if I were constantyl tripping, waiting for a fall yet never falling. And then I got a phone. I browsed the App Store searching for meaning in my life, and then I found him. The most perfect, beautiful faced horse prince I had ever seen. And then I stopped tripping. I stood still for the first time in my life after downloading the game. It consumed me. My family was worried for my health, and after not sleeping for a week straight as to never be away from my prince, I rejected what they had told me. They forced me into an institution, where I waited for the day I could be reunited with my love; neigh, my life. It didn’t come quick enough. I broke out of the insane asylum I was forced into, and upon reaching the outside world I came to the terrified realization I had no way of seeing my prince- then it came to me: I would rob an Apple Store. As I made the plans, bought the supplies, I anticipated the moment I would see my love once more. The Apple Store was easy to take over when you are fueled by passion. I robbed the store of every device possible and went into the forest where I would stay the rest of my life. Each device held a personality I could be with my prince, each one more in love with him than the last. With my 20 iPads and 10 iPhones, I was surrounded by the meaning of life: My Horse Prince. Thank you, developers. I can finally die in peace.

For the horse of my dreams,

how woe and sad I was before this path of light has opened up to me, I never felt so whole. I was once full of sorrow, I had no one really; I was struck with grievances left and right, up and down. My chicken died 🍗 (he was scrumptious tho ngl), I had no one to horse around with. I tried every possible way to keep my life intact, but nothing filled that empty and deeply hurt hole in my heart. Until, I met him, his majestic mane and his light gallops, I FELL INTO A LAND OF BLISS AND JOY, WHAT WM I FEELING OHOHO ?! I cried many nights, but he was there. His beautiful hooves on my hands, you may not believe me, but I happen to be born in the year of the horse (not). I never felt so connected. I always had a yearning for hot guys AND MUSCLES 💪 (sure, no) and I always loved ranches and carrots (eat your vegetables kids ;) ) he shown me what I should aspire to be, he tries his best for me, so I shall as well ! I will be strong, and try my best, AND BE HORSE. He pulled me out of this hole I’ve been stuck in and my meemaw’s basement, the sad sorrow of losing my tigor, and made me believe in horsenic. Many others have been inspired by his light and he is savior. But remember he my horsey, he mine you might’ve had him once but I got em all a time 🤓😤 . He Made reason, could he be the chosen one, THE SAVIOR ?! My peanut butter to my jelly, the sunshine to my day, my horse 😭😭😫

live, laugh, love, horse prince

This is what life strives to be. This is what everyone strives to be. This is a masterpiece, perfection. People says that nothing can be perfect, but this disproves them. Before getting this game, I was lost. I didn’t know what to do with my life. I was addicted to nicotine and marijuana and had several cancers. I was bored of my life. Nothing ever satisfied me, and the only feeling I felt was pain. I wanted thrill. I wanted happiness. I wanted life. Today, while mindlessly looking through the App Store, I found this game. “Horse Prince.” As soon as I laid my eyes on the majestic being that called himself the horse prince, I knew that this was the solution to all my problems. This Horse, he was my savior, my light. Suddenly, I found my finger on the “get” button. I thought, wait, but I didn’t mean to download the game! I was just mindlessly looking at things! I was glad I downloaded this. This game got me addicted and made me more happier than I ever was in life. The storyline was beautiful, and the art is fantastic. I had fallen in love with the horse prince and would not stop thinking about him in even the most unrelated circumstances. I was so addicted to this game I got rid of my nicotine and marijuana addiction. This was a good addiction, for real, because I felt enlightened. Thank you kind and wise people for creating such a beautiful game. I wish you all the love in the world.

When covid struck i spent all my time in my room watching Barbie and my little pony. My father always tells me “ Bob ur 46 u need to move out and go out side u haven’t seen daylight in over 3” years “ but today I prove him wrong I downloaded this game due to my internet friends telling me too. I expected a joke or a Gag but alas I was introduced into a script to rival the holy writings of the Bible or Quran. This simple game let me be my true self and understand that I am a half horse half anime waifu man I now go around and have stepped out side for the first time in what seems like an eternity. With one simple twist i am what I always have been my new daily fit is a simple shirt my “ I love my waifu “ mask and my híñase horse legs mad from cardboard. Í is going to be on a serious 🧐 exploration to find my anime waifu horse queen . It’s just so happened to be the cool at my local wendys I asked her to be my queen and had followed her around . She then casted a spell on me called a “ restraining order “ forcing me to then save her from the clutches of the forces of this curse called the police . I go in to save here but alas I was stopped by the curse . They have now taken me to a dungeon called “ the county jail “ . Now my life goal is to get back to my queen . I will get back to u . Please lift this curse . And that why this game has changed my life

Yours truly
Bob uwu
XOXOX-to my queen

When the pandemic first started😢 my whole family of 9 died of Covid. I didn’t know what to do with my life, I looked around my 8 story mansion thinking about what to do with my life alone. Depression hit hard and bad thoughts were going through my head. I was standing in my backyard that has two pools and 3 hot tubs and was thinking about ending it all. I accidentally went in the App Store and saw this game. I said “what’s this?” I downloaded it and to my absolute surprise I loved the game!!! A month went by with no shower and I looked up and finished the beautiful story 20 times. With all the tears from the end of the story I was able to completely shower my body on the spot. This game saved my life and my family. I woke up the next morning and my whole family was alive in the body of horses. This game isn’t just a game, it’s a god send if you believe in god. I found Jesus in one of my horses and now I worship him and pray to him everyday. I actually fell in love with a girl I met on the ranch. She also has a horse body but I don’t discriminate. I have 3 kids expecting a fourth and fifth soon. They also have horse bodies I love them as much as a regular human with a human body. One day my first born will be king of the ranch but until then, I’m the king 🤴download this game it’ll change your life for the better.

There was a day, I sat in my room pondering why my Discord girlfriend broke up with me. Me, 56 Male had been broken by my girlfriend who planned to take me to Japan and show me her family. I sent her a face reveal and she blocked me. I was heart broken. I sat in my room with my Labrador Frank Sinatra, and he cried with me. I watered my plants and ate some bacon from brunch yesterday when I came across some baby carrots in my backyard. I stood there, wondering, would I ever get Olivia#7634 on Discord back. I went on the app store, and then I saw him. The app that changed my life, in a good way. It made me go to Etsy and buy a horse tail, it made me gay, it made me gain 300 pounds. I downloaded it and sweat ferociously as I awaited the desired download. Finally, it ended, and I laid my eyes on the most unattractive female, Y/N. Ewww! But then, he appeared. Carrots, hooves, and all.. he was there. My. Horse. Prince. From then and there I wanted to ride him, and neigh and whinny with him. I was in love, no, AM in love. And if anyone decides that I'm not in love, I will eat you nipples. Or, feed them to my husband horse. I am an alpha male, and having a submissive horse husband gives me so much confidence. I want to kiss him so bad, but I don't know if I ever will. Until I meet my forever man, I guess it's just me and the body pillow.

Love,
Kevin.:

After everything this year. I was devastated. My husband left with the kids and i had severe depression. I hated waking up everyday to an empty house. But after a while i started seeing things. And that’s where it all went wrong. A few days later i got an eviction notice. My life felt pointless and so terrible. Days had flew by of living on the streets. But i had made pals with my little friend Jerry. Jerry’s sharp teeth and black fur didn’t mind me. Jerry the rat handed me my phone and told me to look something up on the app store. I heavily refused and jerry left with his wife and rat babies. Later that night i had gotten so fed up with my life and boredom swept across me. I grabbed my phone and looked up what jerry had suggested. Suddenly it was downloaded. Is this what i had always wanted? My horse prince changed my life. From the way he galloped to the way he ate carrots right out of my hand. He too had fallen madly in love with me too. Later that night he proposed. I accepted and to this day we still love each other and our 3 sons whom are also handsome. My horse prince isn’t just a magical tale. it’s a life that you have longed for. He is everything to me now. I wish i had looked it up sooner. Thank you jerry and the marvellous ranchers who had gave me my horsband. Forever in my hearts and forever a god.

This game is holy beyond any quantifiable level, the love and happiness it has brought me is immeasurable, one day I was just sitting in my recycling bin looking at some worm on a string rule 34 when the idea crossed my mind to type the word “horse” into the App Store. As soon as my crusty eyeballs sniffed the sheer beauty that is this game I fell deeply in love. the sight of the glorious horse man cured my cancer, brought my hamster back from the dead, regrew my left arm and helped my dad finally come home from getting the milk. My hands quivered as I entered my Apple ID password and installed the game for I knew that true love could not escape me any longer. As soon as the app finished installing I broke up with my role blox girlfriend, I had found a new lover. I met with my man beast and we started a new life together, we now have 6.85 deformed children and we have started a flourishing small business that is actually a carrot mafia/cult. Last night the god-like ranch owner who introduced me to my one and only love enters my dreams and commanded I commit arson at Cracker Barrel. Of course I obliged and I have no regrets. This game is better than Jesus Christ himself, this game is true love and true happiness, my life now has meaning, the void of my heart is now full. Download this game now and find your destiny.