When I tell you that My Pizza Shop - Pizza Maker is the best game I’ve played in a long while, I’m not joking. The sensuality of the sauce hitting the beautifully-drawn, soft, bouncy dough makes my emotions flair in ways that they haven’t since I first witnessed oppai dragons. The cheese and vegetable options are in such a wide variety I wouldn’t be surprised if even Chris Evans couldn’t take them all.
And the cooking - don’t even get me started. The crisp, golden-brown crust along with the fluffy center make nearly every pizza an aesthetic one. Never in this game have I ever looked at one of the pizzas and thought it looked unappetizing or even straight up bad, unlike many food games before it. Plus, there are so many ways to customize your presentations! Drinks, napkins, tablecloths, and more!
All in all, this game brought me to a climax more intense and satisfying than my girlfriend could ever achieve, and I applaud the creators for such a delightful feat.
Thank you,
- A Very Happy Consumer