I have had severe diarrhea and crippling depression, I would sit at the Taco Bell toilet for hours crying while blowing up the toilet, but, that all changed when a friend introduced me to this magnificent game, ever since then, my feces have been less acidic and more like actual feces and my depression has been cured all together. Sometimes, when I play it my hamster scrambles out of its cage just to watch me play this masterpiece, I also have gained the ability to know exactly who likes/dislikes Obama and I am always eliminating the non-believers, not by killing them, but by casting out the demons inside of them who hate Obama, in summary, this game is a glorious masterpiece.