This is the one. What's for dinner, she asks? Pizza bird. What's is wrong with you, she asks? Sunglasses bird. She finally stops responding to you? Parrots all over the place, grooving back and forth, relentless in their hypnotic dance. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how I got married. It's also how I got 3 lavish vacation homes and 6 exotic cars. These parrots will change your life. Avian vets hate this! You won't believe number 5!