I have never seen a game save me from depression before. I am so happy now. I used to be a scared kid under the covers, but now I’m a man with a six-pack. Everyone wants to date me, but it isn’t a problem, since I date them all and keep it secret. Then I got in trouble from this guy. He forced me to give him his phone, and so I did, but when he opened the game, sans’ spirit came out and punched him so hard, he flew into outer space. Then sans came out. He said, “You wanna live with me?” Everyone gasped and urged me to say yes, and so I did because why not.
So when we got to his house, we got on the couch and ate some popcorn. Papyrus wasn’t home, since he is on a search for humans. When the movie was over, I leaned in and kissed sans, and we did it for awhile, causing it to be a make out session. We are happy now, he gives me everything I need, and we announced it to public. So we live a great life thanks to this game, so if you wanna date sans, this will be an option.
The End
Note: this entire review was a joke, please don’t take it seriously.