Scary Green Grandpa Alien Hack 2.3 + Redeem Codes

I used to be nothing but a poor girl who lived in an orphanage. unfortunately one day the orphanage had been burnt down. Everybody died except for me. “How were you the only survivor?” You may ask, don’t worry my child,
I have a good answer. I’ll take you all the way to the beginning.

It was Christmas Day in the orphanage, my brothers and sisters and I were opening the presents that Had been donated by the church. I was so excited. The present that I had chosen was a pretty red box with a silver bow. I opened the box and saw what was inside, which caused tears of joy to run down my face. It was an iPad.

Yeah yeah, I know it’s just an iPad. But to me this was a gift from the gods because i had currently seen in the newspaper an article about a mobile game called “scary green grandpa alien”. they had written about how it had caused miracles such as curing multiple fatal illnesses. So as soon as I laid my eyes on my new iPad I downloaded the game. I had spent the whole entire Christmas Day playing that game without taking my eyes off it.

Several weeks later the fire had started. I knew exactly what to do. I quickly pulled out my iPad and started playing. The alien looked me straight in the eye and told me exactly where to go and how to escape. I did just as it said. Thanks to this game I was able to escape. It has been 30 years and now live an amazing life. With my million dollar mansion and my alien husband, I couldn’t ask for more.

the game itself could be (a lot) better, yet everyone is over here saying it can treat things not even people who have committed their lives to resting cancer or whatever have treated yet, and none the less, it’s not just one, it is multiple. like lord ‘o mighty ain’t in this game. that beam is you getting put into a UFO to get tested up, like this game has 0 Christianity once so ever but everyone is getting Jesus Cheezits vibes from it (inside joke, don’t ask.) like I get if the game improved over the last 2 years but like these people must be idiotic beyond the 4 dimension because apparently it exists cause they *SAW IT* yeah, sure. totally exists, lord this is getting long but I don’t care because my brain cells are decreasing at a faster rate then average because some edgy gacha life character got cured of depression because of a GAME? lord this GAVE me depression honestly, say #stupidreviews if you’re reading this and if you’re making a review of your own

wait hold up. after scrolling for not even 10 seconds I see someone saying played (but without the p, dunno if it was a typo) and at the end saying LOTS OF BABIES? bruh I know what this means if it wasn’t a typo and get out of my minecraft Christian server if it wasn’t.

I want to preface this by saying that I don’t usually cry. I’m just not that kind of person. I get sad, I feel emotional, but I rarely ever cry. I cried three times near the end of this experience. A true work of art, surpassing anything made by fools like Toby Fox, Dan Salvato, or Scott Cawthon. It really says a lot about the society that we live in, pointing out the flaws in utilitarian philosophy, showcasing several clever allegories for real world issues (In particular a lot of parallels with the war in Syria). This game really made me analyze and reevaluate my life choices. A friend told me it erased some prejudices he held against homosexuals, and another told me she thinks that the radiation this experience causes your device to output could be used to treat Cancer. This idea seems to be supported by some other reviews. In the end, Scary Green Grandpa Alien can cure bacterial, viral, and genetic diseases, poverty, bigotry, war, and quite possibly famine, pestilence, suffering, and mental illness.

I was on the edge of my toilet, toes curled, as I tried to push out my hemorrhoids. When suddenly, a vision appeared. I got a closer look just to see it was grandpa alien. This sign motivated me to take out my hemorrhoids myself, and play the game. I was suffering with poverty, ibs, hiv, depression, COVID, stage 5 lung cancer, and my dog and cat had recently died. I also was unable to grow out my toenails at this time. After playing the game, I ascended to a higher level of being. This game cured all of my illnesses instantly, and I even gave grandpa alien the sloppy toppy. World hunger was then solved, and my dog and cat were resurrected. I could then walk on water, and my toenails grew nine feet long. This game is a way of life, and I do not know how I survived without it. Download this before it’s too late.

Ok ok ok I’m going to start out by saying that the first three “most helpful” reviews R just plain stupid!!! XD like come on the first one says “I’ve seen it all. The fourth dimension, creation and destruction, the true meaning of life. And this will cure all things bad and Covid.” I mean this, THIS!? Who wrote this. This is the most stupidest thing I ever read. And one guy is saying “oh man this is the best game in the whole world, like it’s better than jebus.” And one guy is “I was thinking about ending it all but this game changed my life. It like kinda turned me into god. I pity all the people who don’t have this game.” Like yeesh I don’t know what these people were smoking when they played this game and wrote the reviews but it wasn’t good. I’ve played the first 3 seconds of this game to see what the fuss was about and Y they were making this game seem so good. But this is the worst game in the world XD I cringed at the sight of pink, purple and green humanoid minions.(from despicable me) I mean don’t be fooled by these crack heads over here talking about this game. I mean this game makes the fat nosed ugly fish meme seem like a good idea. And when I say jebus I mean Jesus it’s just how I say it.

I was wee lad, aged 4 when my entire family was killed by the elk. Now that I am a man, I spend my free time browsing the App Store due to my crippled body that I was left with. Upon playing and completing this game, I, a Jew, had a premonition of the arrival of the messiah. It was The green alien. He/she/they whispered many things in my ear, from erotic to spiritual, and moved my hand to touch its thicc cheeks. Upon that, I felt my soul erupt. The alien construction mh body from the dirt of the ground, and I was now all powerful. Using this new power, I killed the elk army and used their bones to restore my family.
Overall funny game

Scary Green Grandpa Alien was simply an emotional roller coaster with a fun, unique, wide cast of characters with satisfying resolution where you save the majority of your friends from the Grandpas. Additionally, you can purchase from a variety of different unique skins from a non-paytowin shop. However, I never had the funds to fully purchase one of these stat changing skins, but I did receive enough fund to purchase a yellow skin tone for my alien to make it look like a funny minion from the movie Despicable Me 2. Overall, Scary Green Grandpa Alien deserves game of the year. 3/10

This game is truly a great game I was going thru depression and I was thinking about ending it all thanks to this game I am alive today. I want to pay respect to the creator this can cure cancer thank you thank you thank you you have truly changed my life this game has made me into a god of some sort. I feel like I can sore through the sky and gaze down on the mortals who don’t have this game. Once I land on my throne playing this game I will think back on my life when I didn’t play this game and say wow wow..... how did I not end it all.

I scrolled through games on the AppStore cuz I was bored and then I came across scary green grandpa alien… one of those words does not belong there. The animation is so unbelievably horrendous that it’s good. I couldn’t pull my eyes away from the dance at the end of the first 10 second mission. Like others have said this game can cure all diseases as well as poverty and famine not to mention world peace and equality. I personally, agree with that. But it has given me nothing but a trip to the therapist.

Deez nuts

This game save my life from cancer, also meth. It helpeds me in my touch times with hardcore drug and cancer in my left testicle. Especially when they do the Gangnam style dance when I beat the level. I almost tripped on a piece of bread but this game with the dance made me not trip and live happyliy. After I do the bathroom I do the silly scary grandpa alien dance. It helps with depression and pregnancy. This game can cure me of my cancers and my stomach ache, thank you for slaying. ❤️❤️