As a child I was proud of myself for contributing to the Animorph fan base. I was active on all the message boards I could find: thousands of posts, hundreds of hours spent. I went to sleep gazing into my favorites: bird cat, lion squirrel, and penguin bear. There was nothing I couldn’t do, nowhere I couldn’t be, no animals I couldn't unsee. But all these animals, they weren’t enough, as I was on my eternal quest to find the one true Animorph. Soon, my quest escaped the realm of the digital and entered into my daily life. Day after day, I would wake up and attempt to turn into my true animal companion. I would sit there on the rug in child’s pose, clenching every muscle, bathing in my own sweat. Try as I might, my woolen coat never came in, my cleft hooves never quite developed, and my horns didn’t sprout. In an attempt to mimic my desired Animorph, I tried to eat grass and walk on all fours. After my parents complained I left them to find a flock of my own. No Shepard would take me in, they all said “dude please leave, we don’t take humans”. Scorned by my own, I turned back to the internet and found this app. It was in Mariya Ivanovo that I found my savior, bringing me to the full acceptance of my true nature.
This app is the greatest gift ever given to mankind. 3/5.