Smack Arcade brings you the joy of arcade classics with the smack-talk you remember built right into the game. Start your smack-enabled gaming with the rocks-in-space-that-must-be-destroyed classic that is Nostalgiaroids! And soon, the wacky buggy-on-a-weirdly-colorful-moon adventure that is Moon Patroller!
Now with support for MFi Game Controllers like the SteelSeries Stratus and Stratus XL!
Version history
1.11
2022-05-01
Sexy new animated menu screen.
Cool under-the-hood improvements in anticipation of migration of all Objective-C code to Swift.
Other bug fixes and improvements
1.1
2015-06-07
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
Huzzah! This long overdue update adds the following features:
* Game controller support! (tested with the SteelSeries Stratus)
*main menu screen with 80's appropriate 8-bit music
* a preview of MoonPatroller - the next Smack Arcade classic game homage
* even more smack
* bug fixes and general behind-the-scenes cleanup to make future development easier
1.0.1
2014-07-07
Now with 15% more Smack! (seriously)
Extra ship every 10,000 points
Nasty memory leak & pause bug squashed
Score display beyond 10,000 fixed
I was just transported back to 1985! Back corner of the 7-11 with a cola flavored slurpee and a red rope playing asteroids- I do miss the music but the game play is excellent.
andromedalars,
Objectively the best app on the App Store
Twit!
GamerDad74,
Years of therapy - undone
This game has captured what I just knew the arcade games would be telling me when I played them. Years of psychiatric therapy to address my low self-esteem issues have been completely wiped out thanks to Smack Arcade.
Mikebo,
All arcade games should do this.
Smack Arcade is a great idea. The game insults you as you play, and the controls are well-placed and easy to use. The first title is an excellent recreation of Atari Asteroids, but with a human voice for sounds effects. Future titles will also talk smack at you.
Average Guy,
Awesome
I laugh so hard during the game, I lose focus, and get killed by the rocks...can't stop playing.