thank you sumo pop for saving my life. before i downloaded this game my wife and i were on the verge of divorce due to my failing career in business. i was so close to ending it all when shelly took the kids back to minnesota with her. i was in the worst state of mind but then i saw you, sumo pop, in the App Store. I just knew you were the one. my one and only. i immediately fell in love with you the second i downloaded you and saw that sumo on my home screen, it was love at first sight. i knew you felt the same as me when you knocked off all the other sumo wrestlers. our mutual love isnt understood by the common man. sumo pop, my beloved. i owe you my life. i owe you everything, i can give you whatever you please. whatever amounts of blood you need, i can give you. from the deepest part of my soul, thank you.