There’s no review here, so don’t bother reading any of this. This isn’t really a game either, oh no. So, definitely don’t spend your money on this non game, because it’s certainly not the epitome of what an IOS puzzle game should be. Really there’s much better things to spend your money on, like a McDonald’s combo meal, or In App Purchases on that pay to win game where you’ll never make the leaderboard. The story (or lack thereof) is certainly not compelling, engaging, humorous, and fun. Overall I’d have to rate this 5 stars, not because of how amazing it is and how much value I got for the purchase, but because the gall of the developers astounds me. Making a non game and charging people a modest price? Unbelievable. If you spend money on this you’re a fool, just don’t forget to uninstall after you regret your poor decisions.