1.0.7
2017-11-19
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
• NEW FREE FRIEND: Mike! Vice President Mike Pence has arrived and eagerly awaits your tender flings into the abyss (i.e. a toilet).
• We now do a better job remembering if you muted audio between sessions.
• Minor enhancements too insignificant to even mention.
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1.0.6
2017-08-10
• NEW FRIEND: Stephen! Senior policy advisor to President Trump Stephen Miller is here, looking as ghoulish as ever, fervently awaiting your every fling.
• Minor bug fixes.
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1.0.5
2017-08-04
• New unlocked friend: Paul! Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is here and eagerly awaits your flinging, freely unlocked for all.
• New: iMessage Sticker Pack! Get ready for all your personal relationships to flourish.
• New: Native iPad support! Neat!
• Tweaked the throw algorithm EVER SO SLIGHTLY to increase user joy metrics.
• Important audio upgrade for Jared.
• I made the Magical Golden Toilet even more golden, after my mom asked me why it was green. (Which, great question.)
• Minor tweaks to enhance your serenity.
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1.0.4
2017-07-21
• NEW FRIEND: Kellyanne!
• NEW FRIEND: Vladimir!
• NEW MODE: Zen Mode! Enter a dimension of endless throws with no score, no menus, where nothing matters. Unlocked free with the purchase of any friend.
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1.0.1
2017-07-13
Version 1.0.1: It's Junior Time
- A new friend: Let's all welcome Donald Trump, Junior! He's unlocked for free, because America needs this.
- Now includes your most recent score when sharing. (Unless it's zero and we won't speak of it.)
- Minor experience tweaks that'll increase your joy without you even noticing.
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