Before I played urine trouble I had stage 5 testicular cancer, my father didn’t love me, and I never knew where to stand in the bathroom. I had tried everything. Antidepressants, herion, cocaine, methainfetamine, and alcohol. Nothing worked. The moment I downloaded this game my life was changed. I became a monk on the great mountain DEEZ. I was all knowing and it allowed me too create a new game, Urine Watergun. If you wood. Like to play the new game URINE GUN. Please download it. This game is life changing. Also I love whenever the people turn around and you see their weenors.
The phone vibrates whenever you do something good. This reminds me of my crippling herion addiction and my ex wife of 2 weeks got back together after I downloaded. Her name is Demarcus. She is beautiful, she is from central Niger and grew up without real water. She drank elephant piss. Her diet consist of pure iron ore and grinder up coal smoothies.
I believe that we should stop all other religions and look to the urinology. The urine god, testiculus has granted me three wishes.
1. Free pee
2. Free small children
3. Shadow people that follow me around from the FBI
My therapist says I have schizophrenia. But I do not. I swear.