Much like real dating, I can't tell if this is going anywhere.
My friend posted about this game on my Facebook feed because... Well, pugs. Or because I'm single. Or both. Either way, like any pug owner, you live and breathe all things pugs so shelling out two bucks for pug speed dating seemed ideal. It's silly, it's cute, most of the pugs look half drunk drooling over the table and look like they are having a miserable time. I'm in between. The dialogue is witty and humorous but I'm really not sure if there's a goal in site for this game like if I actually get to go on a second date with one of these pugs. The highlight was one pug telling me his favorite starter Pokemon was Charmander and I thought it was going well but it turns out he thought I was grotesque. Eventually, after multiple partners, one pug asked if I would rate the app which I thought was a shameless way to get reviews while preying on single individuals. Whatever, I'm writing a review. I'm still single though. But I also have my own pug to go home to so that's a plus, but mostly, this game just brings back sad memories of my two that passed last year. Yep. Okay, back to the speed dating.