I downloaded this game knowing little to nothing about human bowling, once i downloaded this i became a different person, I was so obsessed that my family left me because i WAS this lifeless human bowling ball. I had nothing left to live for except for human bowling. Until I remembered my ultimate dream. To out pizza the Hut. Pizza hut had been my biggest enemy for years, we battled back and forth with secret recipes to make the ultimate pizza. After I played this game, a lightbulb went off in my brain. I said to myself: “Human pizza.” And after that sentence, my life changed forever. Because of this game, I am now a billionaire in the lizard cult, and murder millions of families a year to make my delicious cannibal pizza. I knew Pizza Hut could never do better. I demolished them with my murderous rampages. Even killing their own employees to make my delicious concoction of cannibal bliss. Thank you Human Bowling Game. Thank you.