I have been reviewing games for over 30 years, and you may have seen me around some other games. But I can say, without a doubt, that this is the best game that I have ever reviewed.
This game changed me. You might say that that’s a little weird, but I swear to you that this game changed my way of life. My senses have heightened beyond anything I thought imaginable, and my muscles have grown 5x the size they were before. This game will literally change you from average male, to god-tier chad.
Other than the game being so much fun, the loading screen also wins. I cry every time I hear the voices of angels and the beats of chads beckoning me to play the game. The soundtrack on this game only compares to the songs you hear at the gates of heaven. This game is pure chad. 11/10.