Greetings, Gamers: 👄
I've endured root canals that were less painful than this thing. There's so much wrong -- and so very little right -- that I'm at a loss as where to begin.
No map, lots of running all the way across town and back just for one item, puh-lenty of HOS (list only) grainy graphics, slow/no response to tapping...y'all are getting the picture, right? I couldn't even make it through the trial - and it seemed to last forever. So did my root canals, but at least I had painkillers for those! 😵
I swear, I was hoping that ghost house would grab me as I went by and end my misery!
Did anybody else notice the bizarre flailing of arms and other weirdo body language inconsistent with the characters' speaking?!
I've gotten nailed on a few purchases but not this one, not this time.
Do yourselves a favor: Avoid this bomb. You can't seriously be that desperate to play a game. If you are, this will definitely cure you of that impulse. 🙅🏻
Here's hoping we meet under better gaming conditions next time.
Until then,
May the bomb-free stars light your way
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