1.15.20
2021-06-22
Dear Masterminds,
The Volcano event is now live!!! Join now and build your molten lava base!
Let's begin by moving our secret base deep into an active volcano and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
1.15.17
2021-05-24
Dear Masterminds,
WELCOME, TO DINOSAUR PARK!!!
We spared no expense! With the new technology from Genetech, we can splice all sorts of dinosaurs to conquer the world! Muahahaha!
From Triceratops to T-Rex's, from land to sea, we spared no expense!
We'll also have Dr. Hamlin walk you through the park. He spares no expense, you know?
1.15.16
2021-04-21
Dear Masterminds,
Have you ever been to the Wild West?
Do you ever fantasize about working in a Saloon where bandits and sheriffs face off?
Do you ever see a door but it doesn't look like anything to you?
No? Surely you have!
Well! Do I have the perfect treat for you... Welcome to the Wild West World!
1.15.13
2020-10-07
Is evil your business? Yes? Then what’s the password? Ice cream with sprinkles on top? You’ve got it! Welcome back to the Megalomaniac Club! Here’s your special henchman.
1.15.12
2020-07-27
Dear Masterminds,
Have you ever imagined what a evil life would be like... under the sea?
Down here where it's wetter, you can conquer the world with your new SUBMARINE!
Or get help from HYDROMAN and other nasty henchpeople!
What more are you looking for? Come join us UNDER THE SEA TODAY!
1.15.11
2020-07-05
The Volcano event is now live!!! Join now and build your molten lava base!
Let's begin by moving our secret base deep into an active volcano and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
1.15.10
2020-03-03
Dear Masterminds,
Love? Ewwwww. What do we really want to celebrate? EVIL! Yeah!
Party with BOWSETTE and BOOETTE,
Get CUPID to wreak havoc on the dance stage,
Marry YOUR DREAM PIGEON or YOUR DREAM HORSE... and MORE!
Get in! Join in the fun this February with our new SINGLE'S VALENTINES event!
1.15.9
2020-02-14
Dear Masterminds,
Welcome to The Clown's Carnival!
Here you will witness the non-death-defying acts of the Flying Knife Man, the bravery of Agent Cannonball and see the cutest, most adorable baby elephant in the world!
(By the way... We now support Korean!)
COME ONE, COME ALL!
They're all HERE at THE CLOWN'S CARNIVAL!!!
1.15.8
2020-01-16
Dear Masterminds,
Have you ever imagined what a evil life would be like... under the sea?
Down here where it's wetter, you can conquer the world with your new SUBMARINE!
Or get help from HYDROMAN and other nasty henchpeople!
What more are you looking for? Come join us UNDER THE SEA TODAY!
1.15.5
2020-01-07
Dear Masterminds,
Have you ever imagined what a evil life would be like... under the sea?
Down here where it's wetter, you can conquer the world with your new SUBMARINE!
Or get help from HYDROMAN and other nasty henchpeople!
What more are you looking for? Come join us UNDER THE SEA TODAY!
1.15.4
2019-08-05
Dear Masterminds,
Have you ever imagined what a evil life would be like... under the sea?
Down here where it's wetter, you can conquer the world with your new SUBMARINE!
Or get help from HYDROMAN and other nasty henchpeople!
What more are you looking for? Come join us UNDER THE SEA TODAY!
1.15.2
2019-05-11
Dear Masterminds,
Do you like a tasty beef burger every now and then? How 'bout a fizzy soda to wash it all down?
Well look no further!
Take control the 70s Diner and become an agent shreddin', burger flippin' evil maniac!
1.15.1
2019-05-02
Dear Masterminds,
Do you like a tasty beef burger every now and then? How 'bout a fizzy soda to wash it all down?
Well look no further!
Take control the 70s Diner and become an agent shreddin', burger flippin' evil maniac!
1.15.0
2019-04-03
Dear Masterminds,
Have you ever been to the Wild West?
Do you ever fantasize about working in a Saloon where bandits and sheriffs face off?
Do you ever see a door but it doesn't look like anything to you?
No? Surely you have!
Well! Do I have the perfect treat for you... Welcome to the Wild West World!
1.14.6
2019-02-28
Ahoy there Evil Masterminds!
Get ready to dominate the Sevens Seas! Sail your beloved Cursed Black Pearl to the World's End and become the richest pirate of them all!
1.14.5
2019-02-15
Dear Masterminds,
Love? Ewwwww. What do we really want to celebrate? EVIL! Yeah!
Party with BOWSETTE and BOOETTE,
Get CUPID to wreak havoc on the dance stage,
Marry YOUR DREAM PIGEON or YOUR DREAM HORSE... and MORE!
Get in! Join in the fun this February with our new SINGLE'S VALENTINES event!
1.14.0
2019-02-08
Dear Masterminds,
Love? Ewwwww. What do we really want to celebrate? EVIL! Yeah!
Party with BOWSETTE and BOOETTE,
Get CUPID to wreak havoc on the dance stage,
Marry YOUR DREAM PIGEON or YOUR DREAM HORSE... and MORE!
Get in! Join in the fun this February with our new SINGLE'S VALENTINES event!
1.13.2
2018-12-22
Dear Masterminds,
It's time for the most irritating time of the year... December! Brrr! Who likes going out there in the snow and getting
presents, cozying up next to the fire?! Maybe we can try stopping celebrations this year by kidnapping a certain
someone! Meet us at Santa's Workshop!
1.13.1
2018-12-18
Dear Masterminds,
It's time for the most irritating time of the year... December! Brrr! Who likes going out there in the snow and getting
presents, cozying up next to the fire?! Maybe we can try stopping celebrations this year by kidnapping a certain
someone! Meet us at Santa's Workshop!
1.12.3
2018-12-01
Dear Masterminds,
Have you ever imagined what a evil life would be like... under the sea?
Down here where it's wetter, you can conquer the world with your new SUBMARINE!
Or get help from HYDROMAN and other nasty henchpeople!
What more are you looking for? Come join us UNDER THE SEA TODAY!
1.12.2
2018-11-22
Dear Masterminds,
Welcome to The Clown's Carnival!
Here you will witness the non-death-defying acts of the Flying Knife Man, the bravery of Agent Cannonball and see the cutest, most adorable baby elephant in the world!
(By the way... We now support Korean!)
COME ONE, COME ALL!
They're all HERE at THE CLOWN'S CARNIVAL!!!
1.12.1
2018-11-13
Dear Masterminds,
Welcome to The Clown's Carnival!
Here you will witness the non-death-defying acts of the Flying Knife Man, the bravery of Agent Cannonball and see the cutest, most adorable baby elephant in the world!
(By the way... We now support Korean!)
COME ONE, COME ALL!
They're all HERE at THE CLOWN'S CARNIVAL!!!
1.12.0
2018-11-02
Dear Masterminds,
Welcome to The Clown's Carnival!
Here you will witness the non-death-defying acts of the Flying Knife Man, the bravery of Agent Cannonball and see the cutest, most adorable baby elephant in the world!
(By the way... We now support Korean!)
COME ONE, COME ALL!
They're all HERE at THE CLOWN'S CARNIVAL!!!
1.10.1
2018-10-16
Dear Masterminds,
Get ready for our awesome Halloween Event!!! Send your devious henchmen on the BIGGEST MISSION of the year!!!
Who will you TRICK this Halloween?
1.10.0
2018-09-12
Dear Masterminds,
WELCOME, TO DINOSAUR PARK!!!
We spared no expense! With the new technology from Genetech, we can splice all sorts of dinosaurs to conquer the world! Muahahaha!
From Triceratops to T-Rex's, from land to sea, we spared no expense!
We'll also have Dr. Hamlin walk you through the park. He spares no expense, you know?