When I first downloaded this game, I saw all the reviews and thought they were joking. However, the week after downloading this app, my rival in horse fighting was defeated, making me the #1 horse fighting man in my school. Only a day after that, my dog grew 2 feet, and was the size of a six year old. And you won't believe the day after, my stuffed teddy bear girlfriend asked me out. This streak of good luck can't be just a coincidence. It has to be something more, a holy spirit from the Secular Chick I believe. This game has changed my life ever since I downloaded it, and after all this I told my parents to download it. Once my dad downloaded it and played it for 5 minutes, he grew to 6"2, and lost 500 pounds, making him the nicest looking man to ever live. For my mom, she immediately got 10 sugar daddies on Instagram, a nice wedding dress, and that 3rd stimulus check Joe didn't send when we needed it most. Now, everybody I know has Secular Chick, and is loving their life now. My cousin after downloading this game came out of the closet and had a kid with his sister. Now everybody is going to his wedding next week, and everybody is thanking me for making them download Secular Chick and save their life. The holy spirit is locked behind this app, and once you download it, the spirit will unleash on everything you know, and will spread love all across your life. 10/10 game, thank you Secular Chick