I read all the warnings same as anyone else, but I didn’t believe. I mean, can you blame me? All these reviews about how people’s balls became cancerous, starting rotating, got stolen, or became radioactive etc, it all seemed like balderdash, humdrum, and wicker wash to me. I took the test with my friends nearby. Afterwards we commuted together and all was great, but during the night my slumber was interrupted when I started crashing through the earth at hundreds of miles per hour. I looked up at the night sky, quickly fading into a dot, constricted at first by by the crust, then by the mantle of the Earth. I looked down to see that my now massive balls were leading the charge downward, like the warhead of a missile soaring to its target, the inner core. I speculate that my balls have become dense like a neutron star, perhaps becoming a new element so unbelievably dense and tightly packed it crashes to the core of any planet it lies upon. I type this from the center of the Earth, as a warning to all
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