Hey, guess what this review is about?
I’ll give you three guesses and the second and third ones, you won’t need.
Yep! My controller won’t pair.
Before you (tech support guy) tell me how to troubleshoot it, I’m no idiot (I’m more Batman than Bruce Wayne), here’s what I’ve done:
1. New batteries
2. Removed, then reinstalled batteries.
3. Turned Bluetooth off, then back on again.
4. Closed & reopened game app.
5. Deleted & downloaded app again.
6. Held my mouth at 45 deg. angle.
7. Took a shower, then tried steps 1-5 again.
8. Didn’t look directly at it when loading.
9. Taunted it when it wouldn’t load.
10. Gave up.
11. Fake “gave up” then tried again trying to fool it.
12. Gave up again.
13. Looking for a buyer to get my money back.